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saltybalthy:

sticler:

sassy-gay-dust:

omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon

“take the bark for a walk”

“hey could you feed the meows”

“hey look at all those moos”

woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF

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I remember one day, just before the series finally ended, I sat down at my fake desk and picked up my fake phone to place my millionth fake phone call, and I stopped for a moment to wonder what it would have been like to actually be the character I played. What kind of life would I have ended up with if I hadn’t made it on TV? I tried to place myself in the shoes of the man I was supposed to be week after week on a show about a world I didn’t really belong to. ‘What if I really was this guy?’ I thought. ‘What if I was like some poor sucker chained to a desk? What if I was a man who had to wear a suit every day to work and sat in an office chair and talked on a phone?’ And then I realized… I was.
Chris Leavins, “Thursdays at Ten”
softerworld:

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I’m really curious now if I could get vaccinations without being high as fuck.

Okay, 15 and a half hours later, I’ve woken back up from the Klonopin. Both of my arms hurt. The tetanus/diptheria shot didn’t hurt at the time, but it’s right above a pre-existing bruise, so it’s like they’re compounding there. Ow. Ow. Well I didn’t panic or stay crying or any of my usual vaccine antics, but I’d be interested to see how I do next time.

Also, one of the things I put on my phone for the occasion was the new Welcome to Night Vale episode, but I didn’t bring my headphones, so I was listening to it through the speaker while waiting in the exam room, and when the doctor/nurse/whoever abdministers shots came in, I forgot to turn it off.

wel the vaccunarions were dune byt im gine at fych nur

nonasuch:

additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes

6 AM: jogging

7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options

3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall

4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s

6 PM: dinner for one

7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably

graviton-simulacrum:

gaytiers:

woahsospooky:

overnight-shipping:

veingme:

Glitter Cupcakes!

These look like something that’s been blessed by deep sea mermaids oh lord i need one now

Holy wow

DON’T EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER

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graviton-simulacrum:

gaytiers:

woahsospooky:

overnight-shipping:

veingme:

Glitter Cupcakes!

These look like something that’s been blessed by deep sea mermaids oh lord i need one now

Holy wow

DON’T EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER

More like

EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER

I don’t know if that was too much Klonopin our just enough. I feel drowsy now but I’m still worried about my panic’s ability to overcome that.

Make that 2 grams of Klonopin. Wondering if I should just go for broke and take all 3.5 grams that I have.